I took my dog to get groomed today. Today is the last day I can go. Even though she does not bite hard, she is not allowed back because when they tried to shave her behind, she got bitey. I don’t want anyone touching my behind either.
I tried to get out of work because I got really sick today. No luck. So much for their policy being if you’re sick, don’t come in. Who’s gonna work if I don’t come in? So I prayed I would have no kids so I could go home early. That is what I did. I’m grateful the Universe actually listened to me for once in my miserable life.